“Kracked Opera Kwiz”

Did Figaro have a pre-nup?

If Ulysses returned to his homeland, would he owe more on his house than it was worth?

Why is the Spanish hour only 55 minutes?

Orpheus did find something to do without his Eurydice, but I can’t discuss it on a g-rated blog.

After they drank all that Rheingold, could they sing the other three operas?

Which is worse, being in a harem, or being abducted?

Where did Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk summer?

Why isn’t there a magic viola?

Why isn’t La Wally about gender reassignment?

Pelléas and Mélisande and Ted and Alice?

Whatever happened to Madame Moth?

Was the voyage to Reims interrupted by one of those annoying Parisian transit strikes?

Goodbye little table, we’re going to Ikea!

Did Messager, composer of Veronica, also write an Archie?

Albert Salmon doesn’t have the same ring, does it?

Should Miles and Flora have avoided Home Depot?

Is Alceste incest with Al?

Why were The Trojans sold behind the counter of my local pharmacy?

Has online shopping hurt the Catalog aria?

The Threepenny opera now costs $267.00!?

Extra credit for correct answers.